Monthly Archives: November 2013

I’m going take my dead ass home….

I’m a sadsack right now. I’m feeling so sorry for myself and so undesirable that I actually considered an anonymous hookup on craigslist. I wish I had someone to explore this feeling with. I bought some expensive shoes and I thought this would help. It didn’t. So for all the lovers, and everyone who has a consenting sexual partner… get one in for me.